1 00:00:07,669 --> 00:00:09,297 Stardust, 2 00:00:09,380 --> 00:00:12,219 we need to hide in Windsor Caves or Claw will kill us. 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:18,106 No Puff Paws, I can't leave without Dingle Pan. 4 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,779 Do you want me to stay with you? 5 00:00:21,947 --> 00:00:22,949 You'll stay with me? 6 00:00:23,701 --> 00:00:24,577 Yeah. 7 00:00:25,287 --> 00:00:27,083 OK. Kiss me. 8 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,851 Maya Chan, did you brush your teeth? 9 00:01:38,935 --> 00:01:40,855 Yeah, I'm in bed! I'm asleep now! 10 00:01:49,372 --> 00:01:51,501 I love you. 11 00:01:52,796 --> 00:01:54,423 - I love you. - Let me turn the light off. 12 00:01:54,507 --> 00:01:56,094 No, no, can you leave that on? 13 00:01:57,263 --> 00:01:59,685 OK. All right. 14 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:49,866 Hurry up dummy! 15 00:02:49,950 --> 00:02:53,247 - We're gonna be late for school! - It's my bathroom, too! Shut up! 16 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,878 What are you doing in there? Shaving your back? 17 00:02:56,838 --> 00:03:01,640 You can't just barge in! I was brushing my teeth! 18 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:06,190 There is no privacy in this house! 19 00:03:23,349 --> 00:03:24,978 - Good morning. - Morning. 20 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:27,482 Is it just me, or it's super dry last night? 21 00:03:27,566 --> 00:03:29,069 My nostrils are crusty. 22 00:03:33,327 --> 00:03:34,956 This is too strong, again. 23 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:39,924 - It's a light roast. - Light roasts are stronger, Curtis. 24 00:03:40,008 --> 00:03:43,682 You know I don't like it strong and yet you continue to make it strong. 25 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:46,772 - It's Peruvian. - Yeah, well, it tastes like shit. 26 00:03:47,774 --> 00:03:51,280 - OK, I'm gonna go. Love you. Bye. - Bye, sweetie. 27 00:03:53,952 --> 00:03:55,790 Just use more cream, like... 28 00:03:56,666 --> 00:03:59,171 - OK, thank you. I-I love you. - OK, thanks. Love you. 29 00:03:59,254 --> 00:04:00,800 - I got to go. - Have a good day at school. 30 00:04:04,223 --> 00:04:05,810 Pay attention, people. 31 00:04:07,062 --> 00:04:09,399 We're discussing The Hero's Journey. 32 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:10,820 - Maya. - Ah. 33 00:04:10,903 --> 00:04:13,241 Um, what are we gonna do this weekend? 34 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,704 Like I really want it to be fun. 35 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:19,211 - Yeah. Fun. - Do you wanna go see, like a movie, 36 00:04:19,671 --> 00:04:21,507 or something. That would be fun. 37 00:04:27,227 --> 00:04:29,106 We could tell your mom that we're gonna go see 38 00:04:29,189 --> 00:04:31,820 Chicken Run and then see Coyote Ugly instead. 39 00:04:36,036 --> 00:04:36,997 What? 40 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,277 - Maya. - Yeah. What? 41 00:04:53,070 --> 00:04:56,076 - You're not listening, obviously. - Yes, I am. 42 00:04:58,707 --> 00:05:00,753 Um, I got to poo. 43 00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:02,965 OK, let's go. 44 00:05:03,967 --> 00:05:07,140 Or actually, can... can I go in there alone this time 45 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:09,061 'cause I kinda want some privacy. 46 00:05:09,353 --> 00:05:11,148 Oh, yeah. You're your own person. 47 00:05:11,232 --> 00:05:12,652 - OK. Thanks. - You just always 48 00:05:12,735 --> 00:05:13,779 want me to go in there with you. 49 00:05:13,862 --> 00:05:15,658 Yeah, I know, it's just gonna be like, a nasty one. 50 00:05:15,741 --> 00:05:17,118 So, I don't wanna put you through that, you know. 51 00:05:17,202 --> 00:05:18,872 It's OK. I'll just breathe through my mouth. 52 00:05:19,081 --> 00:05:22,797 OK, or can you just, like keep watch outside, and that, so, no one can come in? 53 00:05:24,007 --> 00:05:24,884 OK. 54 00:05:31,856 --> 00:05:32,733 Hey. 55 00:05:48,222 --> 00:05:49,391 Sex. 56 00:05:52,397 --> 00:05:53,942 Sexual. 57 00:05:55,278 --> 00:05:56,740 Sex. 58 00:05:58,075 --> 00:06:00,455 Vagina. Vagina... 59 00:06:01,708 --> 00:06:05,048 You, guys, I can't wait! B♪Witched is like the best band. 60 00:06:05,548 --> 00:06:08,346 - ♪ Gotta let me in ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ 61 00:06:08,429 --> 00:06:11,185 ♪ Let the fun begin. Hey! ♪ 62 00:06:11,518 --> 00:06:15,360 You guys, we have to be good about calling Q102 tonight from 6 to 7. 63 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:18,199 Like, we need to win these backstage passes. We have to. 64 00:06:18,282 --> 00:06:21,038 No one ever calls. It's gonna be so tight. 65 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:27,676 Oh, my God. 66 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:31,810 Guess who's coming to our town this weekend. B freaking Witched. 67 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:34,106 This is so jacked. 68 00:06:34,607 --> 00:06:36,568 You, like, B♪Witched. 69 00:06:36,653 --> 00:06:40,953 - Whoa. Like, uh, I'm the wolf today... - Yeah. 70 00:06:41,161 --> 00:06:43,290 Hey, hey, hey... 71 00:06:43,582 --> 00:06:46,923 Yeah. So, we need to call the radio station tonight between 6 to 7 72 00:06:47,006 --> 00:06:48,718 to try to get backstage passes. 73 00:06:49,177 --> 00:06:53,227 And the good thing is that, like no one ever calls, so, it's gonna be tight. 74 00:06:54,437 --> 00:06:56,776 - Oh. - Are you so going right now? 75 00:06:59,824 --> 00:07:01,243 That was a hard long one, huh? 76 00:07:02,328 --> 00:07:05,334 So weird, it doesn't smell like poop at all in here. 77 00:07:06,336 --> 00:07:07,965 Your body must be changing or something. 78 00:07:10,303 --> 00:07:11,180 Yeah. 79 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,269 All done. 80 00:07:15,772 --> 00:07:20,573 So, we called 603, 606, we'll skip 605 81 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:23,663 - 'cause everyone's gonna call at 605. - Yo, I found the Spice channel. 82 00:07:23,997 --> 00:07:27,086 Yesterday, I mapped it out. Every 48 seconds 83 00:07:27,170 --> 00:07:29,549 it shows a titty and it lasts for about a second. 84 00:07:29,634 --> 00:07:32,472 - It's awesome. - Wow, that's so, like... specific. 85 00:07:32,890 --> 00:07:35,353 Hey, Sam, is it weird to see your mom on screen? 86 00:07:35,812 --> 00:07:39,027 - Do you stay hard? - Fuck you. I stay hard 24/7. 87 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:43,327 Are you guys, like talking about, like masturbating, or... 88 00:07:43,410 --> 00:07:45,373 Yeah, Maya. Just ignore them. Like, they're pervs. 89 00:07:45,456 --> 00:07:47,001 It's just porn, dork. 90 00:07:47,085 --> 00:07:49,422 OK, well, do you mind keeping the sex talk down? 91 00:07:49,506 --> 00:07:50,717 Can you just suck my balls? 92 00:07:50,801 --> 00:07:53,974 - Oh, can I barf all over your fat face? - Sam! 93 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:57,940 Hey, I heard Connie M. puts peanut butter on her crotch and has a dog lick it. 94 00:07:58,315 --> 00:07:59,902 - Are you serious? - I'm serious. 95 00:07:59,986 --> 00:08:02,365 - Eww. - Eww. 96 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:03,827 What the fuck? 97 00:08:04,494 --> 00:08:07,166 That's nasty. I could never do that. 98 00:08:09,630 --> 00:08:11,300 So, I'm coming home with you, right? 99 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,847 - To make the calls? - Yeah, yeah. 100 00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:16,601 'Cause I just... I just don't want to do it in my house, so... 101 00:08:16,686 --> 00:08:17,562 Yeah. 102 00:08:17,813 --> 00:08:19,942 Yeah. Oh... 103 00:08:20,443 --> 00:08:22,906 - Dammit! - What? 104 00:08:23,157 --> 00:08:25,954 No, I forgot, I forgot. I have to, um... 105 00:08:26,496 --> 00:08:29,419 go to Sam's house to do a math project. 106 00:08:30,922 --> 00:08:32,175 - Tonight? - Yeah. 107 00:08:32,968 --> 00:08:36,809 - Do plans mean like zilch to you? - No, I made a plan with Sam first, 108 00:08:36,893 --> 00:08:40,191 so, obviously I'm keeping that. Means a lot to me. 109 00:08:40,734 --> 00:08:43,572 - Just remember to call Q102... - Yeah. 110 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:46,286 - ...at 6:00 p.m. - 6:00 p. m. I know. 111 00:08:46,370 --> 00:08:49,752 - I'm not stupid. Don't worry, we'll win. - I refuse to be home this weekend. 112 00:08:49,835 --> 00:08:51,463 I'll call at 6:00. 113 00:08:53,509 --> 00:08:56,306 ♪ I really wanna win for the weekend ♪ 114 00:08:56,683 --> 00:08:59,354 ♪ I really wanna win for the weekend ♪ 115 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:02,485 ♪ I really wanna win for the weekend ♪ 116 00:09:02,736 --> 00:09:05,533 ♪ I really wanna win For the weekend, weekend ♪ 117 00:09:05,617 --> 00:09:07,705 ♪ I really wanna win for the weekend ♪ 118 00:09:42,356 --> 00:09:45,154 No one come in for an hour, I'm taking a nap! 119 00:09:48,953 --> 00:09:50,832 - You think since you have a job... - You got a great kid. 120 00:09:50,916 --> 00:09:53,671 ...and make money, that makes you better than me. I know. 121 00:09:56,636 --> 00:09:58,347 Just get a job, OK? Just get a job. 122 00:09:58,430 --> 00:10:00,601 OK, then who's gonna drive Anna to school? 123 00:10:00,811 --> 00:10:02,981 I'm not gonna talk to you like that, OK? 124 00:10:03,942 --> 00:10:07,448 Like this. All I do is trying to take care of... 125 00:11:24,853 --> 00:11:26,064 I just hate you! 126 00:11:26,147 --> 00:11:28,568 - I can't do this one more minute! - OK, OK. 127 00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:31,742 Move away! 128 00:11:31,826 --> 00:11:33,746 - No, shut up! No! - Come on. 129 00:11:34,205 --> 00:11:37,461 - Hey, grow up! Grow up! - Don't tell me to grow up! 130 00:11:37,713 --> 00:11:40,175 Fuck you! 131 00:11:42,555 --> 00:11:46,229 Mrs. Zablowski? It's Anna Konkle. 132 00:11:47,189 --> 00:11:48,191 Sam? 133 00:11:51,031 --> 00:11:51,991 Maya? 134 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:58,170 Mrs. Zablowski, I'm so sorry to come unannounced. 135 00:11:58,503 --> 00:11:59,882 Hope I'm not interrupting. 136 00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:03,055 Um, I just wanted to stop by while May and Sam did their project, 137 00:12:03,138 --> 00:12:04,975 I promise I won't distract them. Thank you. 138 00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:09,943 Oh, uh, Maya's not here, but Gabe and Jafeer are. 139 00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:12,114 Oh, did she just leave? 140 00:12:12,657 --> 00:12:15,204 Um, I haven't seen Maya. 141 00:12:16,957 --> 00:12:17,793 Oh. 142 00:12:19,295 --> 00:12:20,297 That's weird. 143 00:12:20,589 --> 00:12:23,595 - 'Cause she said that she was here, so... - Oh. 144 00:12:26,101 --> 00:12:29,232 I bet Sam would love to see you. And I'll make Bagel Bites. 145 00:12:31,069 --> 00:12:32,864 I love Bagel Bites. 146 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:39,335 ♪ Pizza in the morning, pizza In the evening, pizza at supper time ♪ 147 00:12:39,878 --> 00:12:45,640 ♪ But pizza on a bagel, You can eat pizza anytime ♪ 148 00:12:47,894 --> 00:12:49,648 Maya, dinner's ready! 149 00:12:52,696 --> 00:12:53,948 Maya! 150 00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:02,674 - I told you dinner is ready. - I know. I'm coming down. 151 00:13:06,181 --> 00:13:07,474 What's that smell? 152 00:13:16,785 --> 00:13:19,165 - Let's go down. Let's eat. - OK. 153 00:13:22,129 --> 00:13:23,799 Why do you think she would lie? 154 00:13:26,262 --> 00:13:27,431 I'm not sure. 155 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,520 She might be going through something that has nothing to do with you. 156 00:13:31,314 --> 00:13:32,692 It's all about boundaries. 157 00:13:33,151 --> 00:13:34,988 I pretty much know everything about her, though. 158 00:13:36,199 --> 00:13:38,996 I don't know what she could possibly be going through that I wouldn't know. 159 00:13:57,574 --> 00:13:58,911 - Mama. - Mm-hmm. 160 00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:06,217 Why are you talking like that? 161 00:14:06,592 --> 00:14:08,596 I'm not talking like anything. 162 00:14:11,227 --> 00:14:14,860 - Tonight we pay respect to Ojichan. - Why? 163 00:14:16,279 --> 00:14:18,826 It's his birthday, moron. What, did you forget? 164 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,037 No. 165 00:14:21,665 --> 00:14:22,792 OK, mama. 166 00:14:29,597 --> 00:14:31,142 Can I help you clean up it all? 167 00:14:31,267 --> 00:14:32,604 - Oh. - Oh. You know what? 168 00:14:32,687 --> 00:14:34,523 Why don't you go up and say hi to the boys. 169 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:35,735 - Yeah. - I think they're watching 170 00:14:35,818 --> 00:14:37,488 - a movie or something. - Armageddon. 171 00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:42,039 Um, I just want you guys to know, like... 172 00:14:42,289 --> 00:14:45,797 - I really love talking to you. - Yeah, we don't wanna keep boring you. 173 00:14:45,922 --> 00:14:47,926 No, no. I could talk to you guys for hours. 174 00:14:48,009 --> 00:14:51,099 I could even sleep here. Just kidding. I'll go check on those rascals. 175 00:14:54,355 --> 00:14:55,650 - Thank you. - Thank you. 176 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,117 Happy birthday, Ojichan. 177 00:15:01,452 --> 00:15:03,999 Thank you for always watching over us. 178 00:15:07,632 --> 00:15:08,843 Mama. 179 00:15:09,845 --> 00:15:12,391 What do you mean, "he's always watching over us"? 180 00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:16,399 He protects us and watches over us all the time. 181 00:15:16,692 --> 00:15:20,616 Uh, when you're walking the street, or when you're brushing your teeth. 182 00:15:21,827 --> 00:15:23,037 All the time. 183 00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:27,881 - Even when I'm in bed asleep? - Yes. 184 00:15:31,304 --> 00:15:32,264 Hmm. 185 00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:37,650 Like, even when I'm... I don't know, like napping? 186 00:15:38,318 --> 00:15:39,236 Yes. 187 00:15:53,389 --> 00:15:56,520 - Dude, was that boob? - That was her foot, idiot. 188 00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:58,316 - You promised her boob. - It's coming. 189 00:15:58,399 --> 00:16:00,445 I don't see anything. I don't see... 190 00:16:00,738 --> 00:16:03,869 - Oh, ho ho, yeah. - There it is. Oh, my God! 191 00:16:03,953 --> 00:16:06,082 - That is nice. - Hey, guys... 192 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,461 - you mind if I join in on the movie? - Anna, get out! 193 00:16:08,544 --> 00:16:10,675 - What? - Get out! Go! 194 00:16:11,509 --> 00:16:13,137 - Is this... - Get out, Anna! 195 00:16:13,221 --> 00:16:15,267 - You're pervs. - Hi, Anna. 196 00:16:19,651 --> 00:16:21,320 - Hello. - Hi, Yuki. 197 00:16:21,404 --> 00:16:23,241 - Oh, Anna, hi. - Um... 198 00:16:23,574 --> 00:16:25,078 Sorry to call so late. 199 00:16:25,370 --> 00:16:27,541 - Mm-hmm. - It's just kind of an emergency. 200 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:30,338 - Um, is Maya there, please. - What happened? 201 00:16:30,631 --> 00:16:31,883 Is everything OK? 202 00:16:32,677 --> 00:16:33,637 Um... 203 00:16:34,764 --> 00:16:36,475 It's not really an emergency. 204 00:16:36,768 --> 00:16:38,981 - Oh... - So, don't... don't worry about it. 205 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,444 - OK. - I... I just really need to talk to Maya. 206 00:16:41,527 --> 00:16:43,489 - Is she there? - Bed time. 207 00:16:43,573 --> 00:16:44,826 Don't call so late. 208 00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:47,205 - Talk tomorrow. Bye, Anna. - OK, but can you just tell me... 209 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:50,545 Hello? 210 00:17:02,612 --> 00:17:05,993 Just hung up on... are you kidding... 211 00:17:08,414 --> 00:17:10,961 And lied to, and... 212 00:17:12,047 --> 00:17:14,844 stupid pervert boys. 213 00:17:20,063 --> 00:17:22,192 - Hello. What's your name? - Diana. 214 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,446 Diana, you are caller 20. 215 00:17:24,530 --> 00:17:27,787 - The winner... - Oh, my God! Thank you so much! 216 00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:30,166 You just won two backstage passes 217 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,089 to see B♪Witched at the Eastlake Amphitheater this Saturday. 218 00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:36,680 Oh, my God! Yes! This is the happiest day of my entire life! 219 00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:38,349 What's your favorite radio station? 220 00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:41,313 Overhead, Q102! 221 00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:52,879 Mommy! 222 00:17:53,421 --> 00:17:57,722 - What's wrong? - It's Ojichan! I see Ojichan! 223 00:17:58,222 --> 00:18:00,602 That's nice. Say hello. 224 00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,193 Sorry. 225 00:18:04,443 --> 00:18:07,617 I didn't mean to do that. I wasn't doing what you think I was doing. 226 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,328 I was just scratching. 227 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,298 Go away, please! Go away! 228 00:18:22,437 --> 00:18:27,155 The Gobi desert is amongst the driest places in the world. 229 00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:38,762 Na? 230 00:18:41,893 --> 00:18:42,770 Na? 231 00:18:47,571 --> 00:18:48,699 Are you mad at me? 232 00:18:50,451 --> 00:18:52,122 Why weren't you in carpool this morning? 233 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,796 'Cause I, like slept in. 234 00:18:56,422 --> 00:18:58,301 - Oh, really? Oh. - Yeah. 235 00:18:58,551 --> 00:18:59,929 - Guess what? - What? 236 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,810 I went to Sam's and you weren't there. You liar. 237 00:19:05,273 --> 00:19:08,780 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. Busted buddy. 238 00:19:12,622 --> 00:19:13,707 Na. 239 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:18,174 - Na, listen. OK. - I'm trying to watch the video. 240 00:19:33,997 --> 00:19:36,085 Go away. Go away. 241 00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:46,815 Na. 242 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:51,281 - Na. Listen. - I already told you, I'm trying to... 243 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:55,039 I'm sorry, I lied, OK? That was really messed up. 244 00:19:55,456 --> 00:19:58,212 But I'm doing it because I am hiding something about me 245 00:19:58,295 --> 00:20:01,301 that has nothing to do with you. I swear on my life. 246 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,972 Will you listen? 247 00:20:04,141 --> 00:20:05,143 What? 248 00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:10,153 I see dead people. 249 00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:17,167 Oh. I, like, see ghosts all the time. 250 00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:19,672 - For real? - Yeah. 251 00:20:20,298 --> 00:20:21,634 Who do you see? 252 00:20:24,347 --> 00:20:26,018 I see my Ojichan. 253 00:20:27,312 --> 00:20:28,690 What is an Ojichan? 254 00:20:29,024 --> 00:20:31,821 - It's my grandpa. Yeah. - Oh. 255 00:20:31,905 --> 00:20:35,913 And it's like really freaky. I'm not kidding. 256 00:20:40,338 --> 00:20:41,590 I have an idea. 257 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,808 Spirit, show yourself. 258 00:20:45,891 --> 00:20:48,605 Spirit, reveal. 259 00:20:48,688 --> 00:20:53,824 Spirit, show yourself, so, Maya knows you're real. 260 00:20:55,702 --> 00:20:58,332 I think he's here. 261 00:20:58,499 --> 00:20:59,669 Oh, my God. 262 00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:02,298 I don't know I could be wrong, I just feel it. 263 00:21:03,092 --> 00:21:04,929 - OK, so, put your hands on it. - OK. 264 00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:09,020 Ojichan... 265 00:21:10,691 --> 00:21:11,901 are you here? 266 00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:17,955 - Don't move it. OK, I'm not. - I'm not. 267 00:21:18,414 --> 00:21:19,541 Ojichan... 268 00:21:20,836 --> 00:21:21,880 are you here? 269 00:21:24,802 --> 00:21:27,850 - Oh, my God. Are you moving it? God! - I'm not moving it. Are you moving it? 270 00:21:28,434 --> 00:21:31,481 OK, that's crazy! 271 00:21:31,565 --> 00:21:33,360 - I don't want to do this. - It's OK. Put your hands back. 272 00:21:33,444 --> 00:21:34,321 I'm with you. 273 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,158 Put your hands on it. 274 00:21:39,539 --> 00:21:40,416 Ojichan... 275 00:21:41,084 --> 00:21:42,212 why are you here? 276 00:21:43,589 --> 00:21:45,636 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God. 277 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:47,932 C... 278 00:21:51,814 --> 00:21:53,442 L... 279 00:21:55,739 --> 00:21:56,824 I... 280 00:21:59,664 --> 00:22:01,250 T... 281 00:22:05,801 --> 00:22:10,059 T, C-L-I-T, clit. 282 00:22:14,902 --> 00:22:15,988 Clit. 283 00:22:16,571 --> 00:22:18,827 - Clit. - Clit. 284 00:22:20,246 --> 00:22:22,876 - I don't know what clit. - I don't know clit. 285 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,676 - Eww. - Eww. 286 00:22:27,218 --> 00:22:28,680 - Clit! - Clit! 287 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,726 - Maya! - Anna! 288 00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:32,145 - You're doing that. - I'm not. 289 00:22:32,228 --> 00:22:33,522 I was not touching. 290 00:22:33,606 --> 00:22:35,610 I swear on my life, I'm not moving it. 291 00:22:35,694 --> 00:22:37,948 - You're moving it. - My fingers are barely touching it. 292 00:22:38,032 --> 00:22:39,034 OK, well, same. 293 00:22:41,163 --> 00:22:42,791 Why is your grandpa saying "clit"? 294 00:22:44,336 --> 00:22:47,133 I don't know. Maybe it's not him. 295 00:22:47,216 --> 00:22:48,928 - It's him for sure. - It is. 296 00:22:50,807 --> 00:22:53,688 - I can feel him. - I don't know, now, I feel like... 297 00:22:54,732 --> 00:22:57,070 - this is crazy... - Maya, let's just try one more time. 298 00:22:57,153 --> 00:22:59,658 - OK, OK. - OK. OK. 299 00:23:00,409 --> 00:23:03,165 Ojichan, why are you haunting Maya? 300 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,304 Oh, my God. M... 301 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,350 - A... - It's moving fast! 302 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,855 - No. S-T... - S-T... 303 00:23:15,314 --> 00:23:16,233 U... 304 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,657 R-B... 305 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:21,994 Whoa! 306 00:23:22,537 --> 00:23:25,292 That is crazy, Ojichan. 307 00:23:25,919 --> 00:23:27,631 Why did you just flick it? 308 00:23:27,965 --> 00:23:30,219 - I did not flick it. - What the hell? 309 00:23:30,302 --> 00:23:32,724 That was not me. That was literally him. 310 00:23:32,808 --> 00:23:34,310 We're in the middle of contacting him. 311 00:23:34,394 --> 00:23:36,732 - I didn't flick it. I didn't. - What the hell? 312 00:23:36,941 --> 00:23:38,318 You guys are playing Ouija? 313 00:23:39,446 --> 00:23:42,326 We're not playing, it's serious, so... 314 00:23:43,328 --> 00:23:44,707 That shit's so stupid. 315 00:23:44,915 --> 00:23:46,501 You realize 316 00:23:46,585 --> 00:23:49,549 one of you is just moving it and it's just your subconscious, right? 317 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,343 Are you OK? 318 00:24:13,013 --> 00:24:13,890 Yeah. 319 00:24:16,729 --> 00:24:18,900 I need to tell you my subconscious. 320 00:24:20,695 --> 00:24:21,781 OK. 321 00:24:29,379 --> 00:24:30,799 I'm like Sam... 322 00:24:31,968 --> 00:24:34,138 only I'm grosser, 'cause I'm a girl, 323 00:24:36,894 --> 00:24:38,230 and I'm a pervert. 324 00:24:39,357 --> 00:24:41,486 And I really shouldn't be doing what I'm doing. 325 00:24:44,994 --> 00:24:48,918 I've been putting my hands down my pants, um... 326 00:24:49,753 --> 00:24:51,214 my area... 327 00:24:52,466 --> 00:24:55,097 down there to feel good. 328 00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:04,449 Um, when I'm in bed... 329 00:25:05,619 --> 00:25:09,835 sometimes I put my hands between my legs to feel good. 330 00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:12,256 Really? 331 00:25:14,135 --> 00:25:15,304 Yeah. 332 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,602 Hey, you mean like this? 333 00:25:23,195 --> 00:25:25,950 Not exactly, um, sort of. 334 00:25:26,534 --> 00:25:27,954 You don't feel gross? 335 00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:31,879 How gross can I feel if you do it, too? 336 00:25:35,637 --> 00:25:36,931 Promise I'm not a pervert. 337 00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:39,227 I promise. 338 00:25:40,730 --> 00:25:42,191 And swear you won't tell anyone. 339 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,697 - Oh, my God. I swear. You swear, too? - I swear. Yeah. 340 00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:48,746 - Pinky swear. - Pinky swear. 341 00:25:54,590 --> 00:25:57,388 Oh, is this about me drinking... 342 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:41,262 Sweet! Sweet, I see.